Thursday, December 30, 2010

Christmas Day in Glorious Technicolor


Here it is, as promised - a video of our Christmas morning on the beach. Mmmmm. Plus, heeheehee, that boy is funny! (Sorry about the awful quality, I used the older camera for it and it's not quite up to scratch I fear.)

I thought my funny boy was a lot LESS funny this afternoon when he decided to expand the list of "stuff I will happily put in my gob" to include a big ol' cube of RAT POISON. Fear not, the nice man on the 0800 poison line assures me that Sebby is unlikely to start bleeding internally any time soon, given the tiny smidgen he ingested. But still. Was it only yesterday that Fuf and I were talking about the challenge of keeping them alive all day? Yeah. Quite.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

A Real Kiwi Christmas

We're baaaaack! (Long story, will illustrate at the end of the post.) But for the past week we've been having the loveliest laziest lollingest holiday in a bach in Pakawau, which is a bit past Collingwood, which is a bit past Takaka, which is over the world's worst hill road. The road left its mark on us, with Sebby making it to the top and past the worst of it, and then promptly hurling about seventeen litres of rancid yoghurty spewkle all over himself and his seat. And the car. And some of the bags. And bits of his sister.

Mmmm holiday memories! Or should I say flashbacks.

But we scrubbed things down and finally made it through to our little holiday home, which was up a long curly driveway, hidden in trees, and backed by a long lawn that reached down to the beach.


Not a bad back yard, eh? The beach right in front of us was very tidal, great for a tiny boy, but five minutes away it turned into a more standard beach. Here are Seb and his Daddy heading off on a backpack trek.

The day after we arrived, Molls and Bink went horse-trekking. For three hours their trusty steeds took them along Whakariki beach. The photos are spectacular, though they were both a bit cowboy-legged the next day!



Meanwhile, Seb was just interested in BEACH TIME, preferably the NUDDY SORT. That boy enjoyed himself so much. Every day he had one or two beach sessions, which invariably resulted in a compulsory shower or bucket-dip. Filthy! He's eaten about two kilos of sand this week, I swear.


Miss M doesn't eat sand. She just sits around being gorgeousness incarnate. What a dear thing she has been! So helpful and sunshiny. Love that girl.


Aunty Will, this is Proof for you that we made some effort towards Christmassiness. Not a BIG one, but an effort nonetheless. And Seb thought it was fab!


Christmas Day was gorgeous. We spent all morning on the beach (I'll try to post a vid tomorrow) and then went home for brunch on the verandah, accompanied by champagne and strawberries. Oh, it was so lovely!


After Seb's nap and the rest of the present opening (we were so spoiled, thank you everyone!) Liam cooked a truly divine turkey and we had dinner out in the garden. Seb was bemused by the hats but went along with his nutty rellies. He loved dinner so much that at one point he abandoned the whole spoon/fingers/middleman scenario and shoved his whole face into his plate.


And he loved all his presents! Adorable clothes, and the sweetest cuddly monster (he has named it URH! -- the exclamation mark is part of the pronunciation) and a car with a winch that SHUDDERS in a way that brings him a ludicrous amount of joy.

Here we all are posing after trifle. Looks like we all had a good day! It was really a wonderful Christmas, relaxed and easy and full of love; the only thing that could've improved it would have been having more of our darling family around us.


Next day we decided to feed Sebby to the eels at a funny little nature park. Whoa, they were some big and disgusting creatures! They didn't get us though. Molly, however, did get bitten rather savagely... by a guinea pig.


So after a truly fab week we packed up on a gloomy Tuesday morning and headed off up the road... for a good five minutes, until we came to this and realised that we were in fact NOT going to be sleeping in our own beds that night.


Worst flooding in years, all over Golden Bay. State Highway was impassable. Oops! Luckily, the people who were due to come and stay in our bach were stuck on the other side of it. So we got to turn around and spend another day in our little home. By afternoon it was even clear enough for more Beach Time for Sebalicious!

All in all, we had a whale of a time. Merry Christmas, everyone! And maybe this post will convince some of you to plan for a trip south this time next year :)


Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My Holliday by Seb

I went on holliday! It was ace. I got to play wiv all my fambly and they are pretty grate. And nice to me! Here are some pichures my dad took of me and the rellies.



Mmmmm dinner!

I have 2 BIG cuzzies too. Even when I was a little bittle boy my cuzzie Sophie made me larf and she is still funny and so is Annabannanna.





And this is one of my big but not super big cuzzies! An my narnty Fuff what looks just like my Mum.



And tomorrow I am goin on ANUVVER holliday! Hape Krpo!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

When The Boys Are Away...

The girls will just DIE! No, wait, that's not how you spell it...



M looks fantastic. Totally spunkalicious.







It's possible that Mama just looks slightly mouldy round the edges, but she likes it anyway!



It's now only an hour and five minutes till we hop in the car and go and get our menfolk. Oh my goodness I am desperate for some huggles and snuggles and big gooby kisses from that little boy of mine! I need their smiles, both of 'em, and to yak with my husband. We had a fab girl time, really we did (hairdye, chocolate, movies that make you cry, movies that are too crass to be funny with a boy in the room but pretty hilarious when it's just us females, more chocolate, makeup, shopping... yeah it was pretty good) but I will feel complete again with my three darlings in the house with me.

Thanks to everyone who looked after them for me!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Tiny Dancer

Time for some serious cuteness.



Bet I know what Seb will be doing with his darling cousin Pearl next week!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Stuff I Have Bin Doing

Hey everyone it's me SEB!

I have bin so bizzy you wouldn't beleeve. There is so much to do every day! Here are some fings I have bin doing this weekend. It is so hot now that it's offishly summer I can't even tell you how hot it is! All I can say is it's a GOOD TIME TO HAVE NO PANTS ON.



And a good time to go for walks in the evenings when there's some WIND to tousle my luvly blond locks. My daddy thinks this is a funny thing to do in my stroller but my Mama is not so sure.



Apparently there's something called CRIPSMIS or somefing like that coming. Anyway I fink it means time for lots of being drunk. Bet I'm not allowed. Boo.



Here is me being cute as custard. Daddy says my hat is really gay and he is right it makes me look dead happy eh?



And here is my new brother VLAD, I think Mum might love him more than me even though she says she doesn't.