Happy Birthday Darling Mutti!

Today we celebrated Mutti's birthday from afar in a suitably rural way -- we took Sebby to the SWEETCORN FESTIVAL.  Oh yeah there is too such a thing.  And actually it was kind of great.  There was old farm machinery, and this 1923 fire engine for my fire-engine-obsessed little man to "drive", which put a huuuuuge smile on his face.

It even had a cool wind-up siren.  I was invited on board as the Sirener in suport of the Driver and Main Fire Officer, Seb.  (Or actually Rose, as he insisted on calling himself all day, having been reading too much Badjelly.  Daddy was Binklebonk, Seb announced, and Molly was Dinglemouse.  I was pretty relieved to end up as Tim.)

Awwww, he is cute enough to be a Rose, isn't he?  This is in the cornfield, where you could go and...

...pick your own corn!  Rose did a top job.  We had it tonight and it was DELISH.

At Eyebright there's a big country store too, and a gorgeous garden where they were having a scarecrow competition.  This wasn't a scarecrow but Seb liked her very much.  We picnicked in the sunshine and had a lovely morning.

Sadly Dinglemouse was at work and missed out on the SWEETCORN FESTIVAL but she has had a great week this week anyway, getting her learner's licence first try.  Time for a quick pose, methinks!

So that was how we spent Mutti's birthday, though we wish we could have been with you, dearest.  Happy, happy, happy birthday!  Love ya!

A Smile For Mutti

This morning I was on the phone to Mutti.  Always a challenge when my Little Man is running around.  Anyway, we did lots while Mummy was talking to Mutti, including a lovely wee, and Sebby deciding to get naked, and then playing in the sink.

I took this picture for Mutti, and Seb did a special Smile On Demand for her too.  I have strategically blurred areas of his anatomy that might be embarrassing in his future.  I would hate for his 2055 Prime Ministerial campaign to be derailed by pictures of his tackle being unearthed on the internet.

On the other hand, I would totally elect that smile.

In other news, Miss M babysat last night so that her parents could go out on a date, thank you baby!  And in other other news, I cannot BELIEVE that Fuf has got a cat.  Pearl, you have amazing powers of persuasion!!!

My Life, Summer Edition by SEB

Hey dudes it's me SEB!  Back by poplar demand.  My fans have been missing me apparently but it is not sprising when you look at how ORSUMLY CUTE I am.  Crikey look at that bod I am RIPPED eh?

Anyway I have had a grate summer with a big hols in a lighthouse at Ligar Bay.  MuttiBunce was there too and also my other cuzzies and my arnt and nuncle and it was sooper.  Here is my sissy with half of MuttiBunce.  Yes she still has pink hair, gurlz are crazy.

I am a sporty sort of a guy, here I am kayaking with my Dad.

And this was a very portant day, this is me in my FIRST EVER PAIR OF NITTIES.  I kept them dry for about ten mins I think.  But now I use my potty all the time, I shout POTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! and my retainers leap into action.  Pritty grownup eh?  I go out and about with my nitties and everything.  I even use the big toilet sumtimes!  But wild wees on the beach are the bestest.

You can see I was not too impressed at first.  But now I am totally used to it.  Nappies are for babeez.

Here is my Bunce being sooper brave and letting me give him a big cuddle with my nitties on.  This was early on.  I weed on him once.  Plus Mummy.  Plus Mutti.  Heh heh heh.  Pritty funny but not as funny as when I had a bath wiv Pearl and did a POO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA poor Pearl but I hope she still loves me cos I love her sooooooo bigly and I promiss I will never do it again ever ever ever.  It was karma anyway, right Arnty Fuf?

Here I am wiv Luka doing big boy stuff, slotcars rock!

And this is me with PEARL my DEAREST DARLING my PRETEND MUMMY the LOVE of my LIFE oh Pearl I miss you sooooooo much!

Now that everyone has gone home to Orklan I try to keep the olds busy yet happy and relaxed.  Here I am giving my Dad a sand massage wich I am sure he finds very restful and also maybe it will rejoovinate his wrinkly ole skin.  Mummy is strangely resistant to this special form of affection luv and skincare but I am sure I will be able to win her round in the fullness of time.

And here I am just being kissable.  EWWWW NO JK STOP KISSING MEEEEEEE!