So in a completion of our journey away from sophistimacated city living, Liam took the kids (and M's friend Amy) to the SPEEDWAY last night. Vroooooom! As far as I can gather, it pretty much just involves cars driving round and round a muddy track at high speed. Seb was riveted.
Also I think he was trying to get a chip out of his teeth, hence the freakish lumpyface. It was very loud however. Loud enough that he was spending a fair bit of the time with his hands over his ears, till a nice man sitting behind them made a donation:
Now, Aunty Fluff took a photo a few weeks back that made Cousin P's bum look big, which is completely counter to all laws of physics. Last night Liam followed in her footsteps and vaulted over the boundaries of the time-space continuum to take a photo of Seb forty years in the future, when he has topped two hundred pounds after living off nothing but chips-eggs-and-beans for the last decade, and when a major night out consists of a dozen cold ones at the speedway. Behold:
Bloody hell. When we showed him that picture he did this:
Nah, that's just the position he adopts whenever he's requested to do something that he's not entirely in favour of, such as have a shower. It's generally quite annoying, but the absence of pants did give this one a certain charm.

















