Sunday, November 9, 2014

Five Years of Sebbishness

This is what happens when you get lazy and don't blog for weeks and weeks: you end up with wayyyyy too many things to cover and it's all your own fault.  D'oh!

Let's start with SCHOOL which has been a major focus of the last month.  Seb and I have done four school visits, half days with his new class, and he's fitting right in.  Here he is on Day One:


No, he did not know Ezra two hours earlier.

Here he is on the mat with his lovely teacher, Mrs Ross.  Mrs Ross is warm and bustling and has eyes in the back of her head.  She never needs to raise her voice and is in Total Control.  Mrs Ross is awesome.


And here he is later the same day with the principal, Mr P.  Mr P comes in once a week for "Buzz Groups", which are basically show and tell and have a yack.  Mr P had a good old talk to Seb and then came to see me.  "He IS ready for school, isn't he," said Mr P.  "Very eloquent!"


A week before The Real Birthday came The Party.  I wasn't very good at capturing The Party.  I was too busy fretting and trying to be socially competent.  That takes 162% of my concentration.  Anyway, there was a giant bouncy castle and a blue sky.


And a lot of really nice little boys having a great time together.


I don't have a picture of the Plate Smashing setup!!  I am hopeless.  It was awesome.

And at last The Great Day came.  And with it the Great Present Pile.  Ooooh what a happy boy!


(The new lunchbox and drinkbottle were perfectly timed 'cos we left his old one at Paula's by mistake.  Three people told him at school how much they liked it!)


OMG mutant wrestlers.  Aunty Will can see into the SOUL of a five year old boy.


And last but not least a skateboard.  How growed up does he look?



Our last school visit was in the morning and everyone sang Happy Birthday to their new classmate. The afternoon was spent at the beach, and then we went to dinner at Richmond's finest (this is not saying AWFULLY much, but it's good homey delicious cooking) -- the birthday boy's choice.  The table was scattered with stars and the menus were Very Special.



What a darling.  We finished off the night with fireworks.  It was a lovely, lovely day and oh, what a lovely, lovely boy.  We could not be prouder of you, Sebby.  Good luck on your new adventure, you handsome, clever schoolboy!


And this little post-script is for Mutti, my partner in nailcrime.  These are a mishmosh of mehndi designs, done in permanent marker on a nail-polished sandwich bag.


Then you just cut out out to the approximate size of your nail; peel it off the plastic; put on basecoat, and quickly apply the decal.  Top coat and you're done.  Cool eh?


They don't look like that any more though.  I went out to the garden when they were touch dry and started pulling up weeds, hoeing, etc etc.  I had gloves on but I still munted the ends, they weren't set hard enough.  Never mind!  Nothing that a quick black French tip couldn't fix!  And I think they actually look nicer with it.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Before and After

Before... a rather old and ratty teak coffee table...


Add cherry red chalk paint, and some awesome dark wax courtesy of your brilliant sister...


... and voila, after!  So much cooler - hand me the paintbrush, I'm going to paint EVERYTHING!!!!!




Sunday, September 7, 2014

Happy Fathers' Day!

To all those wunderbar daddies in our family.  How lucky we are to have you!

I am ill prepared for a Fathers' day post, I have no pictures of my handsome husband, and none of my equally handsome papa neither.  But I am sure that both you chaps know how vastly I, and your multifarious descendants, appreciate you, admire you, and adore you.  You are both perfect exemplars of what it means to be a really good dad.  Thank you for everything you do, and everything you are.  We all love you most 'normously.

Meanwhile, since I don't have any daddy pictures, here are some others.  This is where I had my lovely solitary weekend away the other week.  Ahhhh, my bloodpressure drops just looking at it.



Back home, my little fashionisto has discovered the joys of skinny jeans, and big kid skater shoes.  Can you believe those pants have a SIZE SEVEN label in them?


Damn, that really is a terrible photo.  Sorry.

But I know what you are all waiting for really.  You've been trawling through all this blah blah, muttering to yourself, Yes, yes, yes, but WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON YOUR NAILS????

I commend your sense of the proper priorities.

Answer: tattoos, acquired for an outrageous investment* at the Appleby Skool Fare.


* Oh alright 50c.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Seb had fun... I did my nails

Oh god I have such a problem.  I am a crazy obsessive nailpolishnutbucket.  BUT IT IS SO MUCH FUN!

Luckily I have a very sociable and well adjusted boy who has had lots of friends to play with lately.  Here he is with Kade, decorating bikkies with all the E-Numbers known to mankind. ZOOOOM!


And here, he's playing RUGGER with Harry and Edie and Daddy.  Can you see what Edie's wearing?  She's in the family cat suit.  She looks so cute!!!


Sometimes we try to stretch him a bit, what with him being so teeny tiny and all.

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But mostly... I did my nails :)

  

OMG bornprettystore.com holographic nailpolish.  YOWZA BABY.

  

   

So that's kind of what I do.  Except, of course, when I'm doing the nails of Hamish's mother and sister!

  

It was so painfully obvious that I NEED A GIRL IN THE HOUSE.

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Maybe I will turn this into a NAIL BLOG

Because let's face it, at any given moment right now 60-70% of my neural function is focussed on lacquer.

MMMMMMM bargain bucket of nailpolish (literally) off Trademe!  Plus $4 blackboard matte black from Kmart!


OOOOOH five dollar Sinful Color plus acrylic paint!


Ahhhhh ten dollar Essie from the bargain bin!


Eeeeee six dollar Liquid Lawn from Celestial Cosmetics!  My first indie import!  (Does not photograph well.  Look at the original instead.)

Sigh. It's not easy being a crazy person.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Let's do the Timewarp again!

Oh, the embarrassing things the oldies get up to when they're allowed out!


But at least Columbia enjoyed it.  And Liam won the Rocky competition... though his pectorals haven't yet forgiven him for all the push ups ;)



Kinda wish we could timewarp a little way back though... miss ya, chicken.


Monday, July 7, 2014

Brrrr! Yay! Brrrr!

Ooh what a freezing cold but awesome winter holiday!  Hanmer, the week before skool hols start (can't keep doing that for much longer...)

Seb wanted MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND SPACE to go one one of these four person bikes.  Then he realised his feet didn't touch the pedals.  But by then we had already handed over our $27 so TOUGHEN UP KID, but you can see how deep his disappointment ran.


Funniest moment of holiday: crossing the main road of Hanmer Springs in this staggeringly slow and unwieldy contraption, with traffic approaching from both sides, everyone's legs burning, and Daddy bellowing DIG IT IN! DIG IT IN! to get us across in time.

I guess you had to be there... we were, it was mad funny.

Deeply suspicious Texas Longhorn at the farm park.  I love the look in his eye.  We also fed bunnies, llamas, deer, piggies, a goat... good slobbery fun :)


Sophie Rose!  So lovely to see that gorgeous girl.


Snow!  Snow!  Snow!






Esquimaux!



Mmmm, defrosting.


We live in such a beautiful place.


Sunday, June 22, 2014

Lovely things of loveliness wot I love

Okey dokey, so I got older.  As you can see from this picture, I just turned ninety-two.


Ooh I got good treats.  Firstly, I got my beautiful, lovely, kind, kissable, giggly, did I mention beautiful, girl home!  How good it is to be four again :)


I got some fantastic nail polish treats. Tee hee!


And I can now make my own butter.  OH YEAH BABY!!!!  This little thingamajig is fantastic!  It's so weird.  You put in your cup of cream and start shaking.  Shakety shakety shake, soon you have whipped cream.  Shake shake shake, nothing seems to be moving at all, and then... bam!  A big old lump of butter appears!  You pour out the buttermilk, and then rinse the butter again with water of all things, and then squidge it into the ramekin and Bob's your dairymaid.  How cool is that?

It almost makes up for being ninety-two.