Hulk Hand Goes To The Races

Its me SEB and look wot Ive got! A HULK HAND!!!

It dozzint look as impressive in this pichure as in reel life. It is all swelleded up cos I got bit by a BEE, a HUUUUUUUUUGE bee! And my hand is like a big Hulk fisht and BAM I can smack you up if I want to!

But I dont want to cos I like you.

And I didnt cry at all not one squeaky squeak cos I am sooper brave. Or maybe a bit dim we are not sure.

Anyway yesterday me and my oldies went to the races and did gambling or is that gambolling? One of them. We had a top picnick well the oldies did and I et CHIPS heheheh.

We didnt win lots of dosh even though my Mum did get one goodie when she bet on a horsie called LIONSIXCHRISTIANSNIL wich she thort was reely funny. I crawlded all about and did climbing and made frends wiv strangers.

And when my Mum took me for a walk a camra found us and put us on the BIG SCREEN and made me FAMS. And while I was being FAMS I smiled and smiled and smiled like a Baby Anjel and then I grabbed my Mums boob really hard heheheh and everyone seed it.

And I gave my Daddy lots of HUUUUUUUGE kisses becos he is ace and I luv him. The end.